These purple bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.

Size

Purple bibs

Small

Medium

Large

X-Large

This is our custom Shredders Digest mushroom riding jersey.

Unisex fit, 100% polyester, you can wear it riding or wear it to bed.

Mushroom Jersey

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. This Camo Tech Tee will help you get lost in your own with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails.

It's a breathable, and perfect for shredding hot or cold.

Camo MTB Tech Tee

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. These Camo Shorts will help you get lost in your own world whether on your bike or not. They have been specially designed so that no park ranger will spot you wearing these, keeping you safe no matter where you choose to ride.

Front pockets. Stronger zippers, and reinforced waste pulls! They are breathable, stretchy and generally excellent for riding your bike.


If you like baggy or you're between sizes, we suggest you size up.

Camo MTB Short Version 2.0

SMALL

MEDIUM

LARGE

For a looser fit size up. As guidance - if you wear a 32 in jeans you are about a size large in these pants.

Ninja MTB Pant - Black & Grey

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. These Urban Camo Shorts will help you get lost in your own world whether on your bike or not. They have been specially designed so that no park ranger will spot you wearing these, keeping you safe no matter where you choose to ride.

They are breathable, stretchy and generally excellent for riding your bike.

Black and White MTB short

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. This Urban Camo Tech Tee will help you get lost in your own with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails.

Black and White MTB Tech Tee

SMALLL

Ninja MTB Pant - Mushroom

Grey/Grey Long Sleeve Tech Te

Grey / Grey MTB Short

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. This Urban Camo Tech Tee will help you get lost in your own world with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails.